Folk Songs (2001)
Like Nick Cave's half brother giving Tom Waits a bloody beating behind the tool shed, Rod Webber paints an unsettling portrait of a dystopian world inhabited by perverts, sadists and sobrietly-challenged irishmen.

Track Listing:
01.
The Man With No Name
02. The Belle of the Ball
03. Crawl Away
04. If You've Gotta Stab Someone
05. In The Know
06. Born Evil
07. What Goes On Inside Your Head?
08. So Low
09.
10. Sylvia

Rod Webber: Folk Songs - 10 song CD
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The Man With No Name.
I've come to tell the story
of a man you've never met,
a man who has no scruples
or an inkling of regret.
He was born into great affluence,
but his sister loved him not
so he forced himself upon her
and since that day his heart just rots.

No they dare not speak his name,
for they feared they'd die the same,
bloody, beaten, sodomized,
suffocated muffled cries-
at the hands of the man with no name.

On his fifteenth birthday
well he stood up to his Ma.
He showed her what he thought of her,
then beat his poor ol' Pa.
Days went by before the neighbors
smelled death in the wind,
but they never found the bastard
who had made beef stew of his kin.

No they dare not speak his name,
for they feared they'd die the same,
bloody, beaten, sodomized,
suffocated muffled cries-
at the hands of the man with no name.

Listen good- I'm tellin you,
this man aint no campfire tale.
He's been spotted in the Hamptons,
raped the host at Chippendale's.
He moved down south to get away,
lunched on Cousin Dell.
They shot him dead in Texas,
but they wouldn't take him down in hell.

No they dare not speak his name,
for they feared they'd die the same,
bloody, beaten, sodomized,
suffocated muffled cries-
at the hands of the man with no name.

 

02./// The Belle of the Ball
The belle of the ball,
she was dressed as a doll-
she spun round round round

She delighted in laughter
as she pranced in the hall-
she got down down down

The belle of the ball,
I was sure she would fall
to the floor floor floor

But the belle of the ball,
yeah she showed us all,
as she stepped through the door,
she moaned like a whore, said

I just went down on your lady
I just went down on your girl
I just went down on your lady
I just went down on your girl

The belle of the ball
was covered in blood-
red red red
I asked her which way my lady had went-
she said dead dead dead
The belle of the ball was clearly deranged-
she laughed ha ha ha
The belle of the ball,
I guess she showed us all
as she waltzed through the door,
she moaned like a whore, said

I just went down on your lady
I just went down on your girl
I just went down on your lady
I just went down on your girl

why- oh god tell me why-----
why- oh god tell me why

when I found my lady,
she was battered and bruised,
but she lived lived lived
I cried get a doctor,
my lady still breathes,
there is hope hope hope
but my lady she sighed
with a tear in her eye-
said hold me tight
it wont be long before I am gone
she said I love you,
but please do her no harm,

then died in my arms
died in my arms
died in my arms
died in my arms

 

03./// Crawl Away
IbrokeintoYOURhouse,theother.night
YOUwerent.athome,soIhope,you'realright.
IBROKE.thevaseathetopofthestairs.
But.Whiskers,hedidn'treallyseemtocare.

I.YEARNED.FOR.YOU
butyouturnedfromme.
AND.NOT.EVEN
A_L_L
Thekingsflunkiescanputoutshittogether.

Again.

WhydontyouRETURNMYCALLS?????
I'Mrightoutsideyourdoor
WITHABUTCCHERSKNIFE.
rejectmetomyface,
ORI'LLFUCKYOURCAT.
I.wanna,hear.it.ffrom.your.mouth.'fore.headin.south
theni'llcrawlaway.
i'llcrawlaway.

Isawyougettingoffofwork,
makingfriendswithcaptainjerk.
iswareyou'vegotmereallyworried
peoplewhofeellikedoinghard.drugs,
aregenerallytheworstcandidatesfrothatsortofindulgence.

WhydontyouRETURNMYCALLS?????
I'Mrightoutsideyourdoor
WITHABUTCCHERSKNIFE.
rejectmetomyface,
ORI'LLFUCKYOURCAT.
I.wanna,hear.it.ffrom.your.mouth.'fore.headin.south
theni'llcrawlaway.
i'llcrawlaway.

 

If You've Gotta Stab Someone
when i went down to harlem,
i had bloody murder in what was left of my heart
a man who no longer has a name
had torn the good half of my heart apart
i took a good long look at myself-
and i didn't like what i saw
so i called him via cell phone
and i told him we could die together-
i didn't care much.for the law

if you've gotta stab someone, go ahead and stab me
we can die together, so go ahead and stab me

--------------------------------------------------------
only a few short hours before-
i considered him to be my friend,
i considered him my confidant,
my right hand man until mrpeepers.grinned
little did I know
that I'd become his personal angel of death,
that fucker only cared about getting rich
he invited me into his home
so he could fuck me in the ass,
I had come to be his bitch

if you've gotta stab someone, go ahead and stab me
goddam- everybody's doin it, so go ahead and stab me

--------------------------------------------------------
in the morning jesus came to me in a dream,
and he said son,
why the fuck you been prayin to me?
i told him all i wanted was revenge,
and I'd come to ask for his blessing -----
jesus said "I know you've been wronged,
but two wrongs do not make a right
you've got to learn to turn the other cheek
andthenyoullseethelight."
come.on,come.on...not.YoutooMan!,
how bout I stab you through the night?

if you've gotta stab someone, go ahead and stab me
i'm the mutherfuckin angel of death, so go the fuck ahead and stab me

--------------------------------------------------------
if ya gotta stab someone,
stab that evil motherfucker
whos heart has turned black
if you gotta stab me babe,
you better stab me really fuckin good,
cuz if you don't, I'll stab you back

--------------------------------------------------------
when the man with no name
finally got the nerve to show his face-
I was already far beyond liquored up
I was drinking gasoline and chasing it with nails,
and the bartender could hardly fill my cup
the man with no name stepped to the bar--
i said man, what the fuck are you doing in these parts?
don't you know I'm going to fucking rape you with this fuckin bar stool
and eat your motherfuckin heart?


if you've gotta stab someone,
go ahead and stab me
you're mine now bitch,
we're going to die together,
so go ahead and stab me

if you've gotta stab someone,
go ahead and stab me
because of you I'm already dead,
so just stab me some more while I fill your chest full of lead

STABME

 

05.///In The Know
allIEverWanted,was4.U2.C.me
IKnowIT.must.B.hard,cuz.there's.not.much.2.c
I.would.chewmyarmoff,ifit'd.setmyskin..aglow
you&I.together,whenthelightsturnedlow

yeahIwantsobad,IwantsobadforYOUtoseeme.
YEAHIWANTSOBAD,IWANTSOBAD,IWANTSOBADTOFORYOU,TOSEEME.

AllIeverwanted,was2Bintheknow,
alltheyevertoldme,waswhereIcould.go
ButHell.just.wouldn'tBeMe,,,,cuzI'm.tooWELLCOIFFED
seemsthatdoesn'tmattertheystillscornandtheystillscoff

YEAHIWANTSOBAD,IWANTSOBAD,IWANTSOBADTOBE,TOBEINTHEKNOW
YEAHIWANTSOBAD,IWANTSOBAD,IWANTSOBADTOBE,TOBEINTHEKNOW

.....well...well....youjustcant'tell.

well....well.....iguessigotleftbehind.

....well...well...youjustcant'tell.

wishicouldsayididn'tmind

YEAHIWANTSOBAD,IWANTSOBAD,IWANTSOBADTOBE,TOBEINTHEKNOW
YEAHIWANTSOBAD,IWANTSOBAD,IWANTSOBADTOBE,TOBEINTHEKNOW

 

06./// Born Evil
The.day.I.was.born,the.sky.turned.black...
mymama.ran.from.the.house.inFEAR.
She.TOLD.mydaddy"I.brought.abastardintoTHEWORLD"
Brought.a.curse.onEVERYTHING_I_hold--dear


As.I.grew--my.deeds.became.more.wicked.
I.went.from.stealing&feeling.little.girls
to.SLIPPING.MYfirst.RAZOR,into.a.candied.apple.
It.felt.GOOd2.bringthatkind.ofEVIL.into.theworld.


LADADEEDA,LADADEEDEE
I'M.A.BAD,BADMAN,AS.YOU.CAN.SEE
LADADEEDA,LADADEEDAY
DIDN'T.BECOME.BAD--JUST.BORN.THAT.WAY.

I.remember.my.first.taste.forDEATH
couldn'tve.beenmorethan,,,6or7
I.pushed.the.old.widow.O'REILLY.down.a.flight.of.stairs
andwatched.HERSPIRIT.RISE.toheaven.

AS_I_grew,sodid.myASPIRATIONS.
I.made.a.stuffed.trophy.out.of.Margaret.CLine
I.made.sheppard's.pie.out.of.her.little.dog.muffy.
and.had.her.with.avintage.glass.of.wine

LADADEEDA,LADADEEDEE
I'M.A.BAD,BADMAN,AS.YOU.CAN.SEE
LADADEEDA,LADADEEDAY
DIDN'T.BECOME.BAD--JUST.BORN.THAT.WAY.

 

07./// What Goes On Inside Your Head?
blame it on the drinks,
blame it on the drugs,
hell blame it on TV

blame it on you, blame it on them,
just don't blame it on me

i'm sick to death of laying the blame,
but theres way too many fingers pointing to you.

what goes on inside your head?
you motherfucker, i'll shoot you dead-
i cant understand the hows or why-
i guess thats why just have to die
you motherfucker give me one reason why
i shouldn't just shoot you dead

blame it on your mom and your dad,
i hope to god they blame it on you

blame it on your sister and brother,
but i hope to god they blame it on you too

i'm sick to death of laying the blame,
but theres way too many fingers pointing to you.

what goes on inside your head?
you motherfucker, i'll shoot you dead-
i cant understand the hows or why-
i guess thats why just have to die
you motherfucker give me one reason why
i shouldn't just shoot you dead

i know I sound demented, I know i sound deranged,
but the fact of the matter is I'm probably just insane.
i know i don't make sense, but i'm standing on the fence,
but i don't know which way i'm going to fall...
i guess i don't make sense

what goes on inside your head?
you motherfucker, i'll shoot you dead-
i cant understand the hows or why-
i guess thats why just have to die
you motherfucker give me one reason why
i shouldn't just shoot you dead

dead dead dead dead

 

08./// So Low
igiveup.
I'msick.of.this.....
NO,I_DON'T_want_to_hate.
ButIthank....god...THAT.I'mnotyou,
Icouldn't.bear.that.weight.

I'msickoffeelinglikethis.
I'msickofthoughtsofyou.
mostofall,i'mSICK.of.me.
whathaveyou.turned.meinto?

oh,don'tyouknow?
downdown.yougo.
how.you've.sunk.so.low.

Go.tohell,orgotocourt.
at.thispointI.don'tcare.
justleaveme,&hopefully,iwon'tpullout
allmyhair

I'msickoffeelinglikethis.
I'msickofthoughtsofyou.
mostofall,i'mSICK.of.me.
whathaveyou.turned.meinto?

oh,don'tyouknow?
downdown.yougo.
how.you've.sunk.so.low.

 

10./// Sylvia
When I loose it,
when I lost it,
you were there for me.

You didn't choose it,
but still you held me,
you were there for me

you make everything alright
you make everything alright

Sylvia,
Sylvia,
the only heart unscathed in hell.

When I'm drifting,
when I'm sinking,
you are there for me.

You ask for nothing,
thank god i know you,
cuz you're there for me

you make everything alright
you make everything alright

Sylvia,
Sylvia,
the one good heart unscathed in hell.

 

 

 

 

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